Gifts For People Who Knit Accessory Bags

The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them wieners.

It's one of the more powerful skills ever. Practicing this type of magic is not suited for the weak.

Got yarn all in my bag, Swag. Get ready to knit in formation with this knitting lover inspired design.

This baking bag is perfect for bakers, cookers, chefs and all food lovers who know that "I bake because punching people is frowned upon." yum yum cupcakes to keep yourself from hurting someone. This baker bag is great for fans of baking quotes, baker decor, cooking bag and baker decor.

Who needs gender roles when we can have sushi rolls? Forget everything society has made up about gender roles with this delicious and hilarious, feminist inspired accessory bag! Show off your love for sushi, coffee and feminism!

Technically this whole statement is nothing but facts. We lazy people can't be on the naughty list because we're too lazy to do anything bad... or good. We're kind of just chillin' neutral.

Hooked on Crocheting? Who wouldn't be? It's relaxing, creative and rewarding! You can make so many fun things while you crochet! Crochet all day long with this cute and funny, crafty accessory bag. Perfect for anyone who loves to crochet!

Makeup and shit. This little bag is perfect for both your makeup and you're shit! Show that you love to cuss almost as much as you love a beat face with this sassy makeup bag design.

This fox makeup bag is perfect for sassy, fox loving who can't help but give zero F***s when it comes to what is going on. So, if you love puns and letting people know that you can't be bothered grab this fox pencil bag and don't let anyone ruin your high.

Ah, The axolotl. The world renowned critter that lives in water, but is as cute as a kitten! Great for people who are obsessed with this adorable amphibian!

Ah, The axolotl. The world renowned critter that lives in water, but is as cute as a kitten! Great for people who are obsessed with this adorable amphibian!

You've all heard of food poisoning before but did you ever hear of mood poisoning? It's a real thing and you'd be surprised by the amount of people who gets it!

When people say they don't believe in you because your a unicorn. But what really matters is that you believe in yourself. Take this motivational unicorn with you and be the greatest you can be.

Later haters! Don't listen to people who don't have your best interests in mind with this vintage groovy graphic that has no interest in absorbing other people's bad vibes.

Channel your inner Elle Woods with this funny quote, hot pink pouch. This little accessory bag features the phrase "Exercise Gives You Endorphins, Endorphins Make You Happy, Happy People Just Don't Shoot Their Husbands, They Just Don't." This bag is perfect for hulling your make up, or smaller items to the gym.

Keep your "weed money" (or, seriously, keep your weed money) in this labeled little bag! Perfect for being an ironic or unironic stoner, loving cannabis or just getting strange looks from people in public!

I'm not mad, I'm just a little on "hedge" today! Look edgy and tell people to stay back because you're just a little on edge today with this cute and funny, hedgehog accessory bag!

British people be like, "it's chewsday innit?" Sport this design on a Tuesday to remind people that it's a Tuesday.

Support Senator Elizabeth Warren and all of the resilient women who are fighting or who have fought for justice with this feminist version of "Nevertheless She Persisted" floral, ribbon, political design! Perfect for a protest, feminist, fighting for women's rights, human rights, civil rights, and justice for all!

It's too peopley out. Show that you're not a fan of crowds for people in general, with this funny introvert design.

Some people just aren't sure who you really are or capable of. Let them know through this esrb inspired rating design. Let them know your true self!

Literally, this would be the best Christmas gift in the entire lifetime. Cop this design if you also agree and maybe throw some hints to people having a hard time picking out a Christmas gift for ya!

We all know someone who is a bit of a mouth breather...let them at least be proud with this "Mouth Breather" parody, accessory bag design! Perfect for funny gifts, scifi lovers, 80s horror show lovers, sassy gifts, pop culture, and lovers of stranger things!

Gender is a social construct of society, it's fake. But Unicorns are magical and real! Tell the cis-normative gender associating haters off with this sassy and funny, unicorn accessory bag! Because gender roles are all made up but who doesn't love unicorns?

Speak up for your mental health: bipolar disorder is a real and painful condition that many, many people live with every day. Use this design to remind people not to dismiss it as just "mood swings".

Introducing the Bag Full of Drugs - the perfect accessory for those who like to live on the edgier side of life. With its bold and daring title, this bag is sure to turn heads and make a statement wherever you go. Show off your sense of humor and rebellion with this ironic tote, perfect for carrying your daily essentials or anything else you might need. The design is simple yet eye-catching, featuring a bold font that really pops against the bag's surface. Whether you're hitting the streets or just need a quirky conversation starter, the Bag Full of Drugs is the ultimate must-have accessory. So go ahead and indulge in some harmless mischief with your very own tote, guaranteed to elicit laughs and intrigue from all who see it. After all, who says you can't have a little fun with fashion?

Show your love of trash cats and trash pandas with this cute pattern perfect for any introvert raccoon looking to eat junk food and relax, or any possum who just wants to take a self care day.

Show the pumpkin king who's really in charge this halloween with this "Pumpkin Queen" jack-o-lantern, parody design! Perfect for a halloween party, getting spooky, halloween quotes and being a halloween queen!

We the people? Nah, we the Millennials are really going through it. This generation really be seeing once in a lifetime events more than any generation ever has. If you're a millennial and you're struggling too, you should get this design.

If other people tries to get close to you, just let them know that you bite.